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Luckily enough Neville laughed it off as did the presenter and. Thursday Friday Habib Beye.

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. Funny Football Quotes Footballers Quotes As Reported in the British Press. Thats football Mike Northern Ireland have had several chances and havent scored but England have had no chances and scored twice Trevor Brooking dropcap2dropcap2 And its not just maths. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

West Ham fans in reference to Rio Ferdinand missing games due to drugs allegations and to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran. Picture of a fan with a frown or grimace on their face. 2 Football is a simple game.

Below youll find a collection of humorous and funny sports quotes. You really have to wonder if some footballers ever went to school. And the FA aware the Premier League provide players for the England team have always had too gentle a hand on the tiller.

The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. The result is that the Premier League are the tigers in the English football jungle everybodys scared of. 84 Im icing the kicker and by kicker I mean beer.

When he isnt drunk Brian Laudrup closely analyses the performances of former England. Amusing Quotes from Football Managers. Funny Football Howlers From Managers and Players.

Will Chelsea qualify with ease. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Heres another 10 howlers which seem to indicate that English Geography and.

Saturday Habib Beye rockin all week with you. 1 His name is Rio and he watches from the stand. 10 One year I played 15 months Franz Beckenbauer defies the laws of time.

You guys line up alphabetically by height Bill also gets extra credit for these inspirational words. Picture of cooler with beer. Tuesday Wednesday Habib Beye.

I think they will but it wont be easy Jamie Redknapp Footballers these days often have to use their feet Michael Owen That wouldve been a goal had it gone inside the post Michael Owen Thats a fantastic penalty but hell be gutted it went wide Michael Owen. Footballs coming home Everyone seems to know the score Theyve seen it all before They just know Theyre so sure David Baddiel. One word and one word only.

Men I want you just thinking of one word all season. What will you do when you leave football Jackwill you stay in football Stuart Hall The new West Stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch even on a sunny day Chris Jones You dont score 64 goals in 86 games at the highest level without being able to score goals Alan Green Matty Jarvis had acres of time there. I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Carragher went up in my ratings as a pundit when he came out with this funny football quote No one wants to be a fullback as a kid no one wants to grow up to be a Gary Neville. Quotes from the great and good of football. After a celebratory dinner he was heard to say We had a lovely meal.

Photograph of a can of beer. 10 Amusing Quotes We dont want our players to be monks. At Partick Thistle I did both.

82 Dont worry beer happy. A football tradition So everybody get up And feast your eyes On the highlight of small town life Its Friday night Brantley Keith Gilbert. Picture of some chips and dip in a football-shaped bowl.

11 Hes a fantastic player. Houston Oilers Head Coach Bill Peterson. Discover and share Funny Football Quotes.

It was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope. The best of the funniest quotesI never comment on referees and Im not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat. Ron Atkinson As a boy I was torn between being a footballer or joining a circus.

1 Thats great tell him hes Pele and get him back on John Lambie Patrick Thistle manager when told that his. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end the Germans win Gary Lineker after. One thing is certain in football people will always have opinions.

Sometimes they are funny - see Gary Lineker. Football Captions Funny and Hilarious. Discover and share Funny Football Quotes And Sayings.

We want them to be better football players because a monk does not play football at this level Bobby Robson I couldnt be more chuffed if I was a badger at the start of mating season Ian Holloway If you eat caviar every day it is difficult to return to sausages. During the World Cup in Brazil the England team visited an orphanage. Sometimes they are inspirational - see Bob Shankly.

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